Being rich does not make you intelligent, being famous does make you informed.

No one ever becomes a billionaire without being ruthless.

The thing he has been pretty quiet when they have been saying the same thing for 5 years.  How many times should he have to hear the same thing rehashed before he gets sick of it?  

That’s fair enough, but Rodgers calls them irrelevant because of the bitterness, not because they were irrelevant players.

LeBron has made his bed and now he has to sleep in it.

This was funny/sad because it was LeBron, but I still say one of the NBA’s funniest turnovers was Russell Westbrook absent-mindedly traveling damn near to midcourt.

Interesting. Shakeups like that are always, always perilous for anyone brought on by the previous establishment unless they’re producing inordinate amounts of money for the parent company.

This is deliciously petty. In a world of sports media beef that often includes misogyny, racism, and lots of other really crappy stuff, the good-old Simmons v ESPN stuff makes me smile. They really should just fuck and get it over with.

Lawler: Whatever happened to Robert “Tractor” Traylor, anyway?

I guess it could be someone from Florida visiting Ireland...

What makes you think it doesn’t?

My first thought after seeing this headline was there’s no way in hell I’m not going to click on the article to read this one.

Goddamnit, so much for my selling my semen as a back pain cure.

The swollen region grew and hardened

“I don’t WANT to masturbate, I HAVE TO — for my back pain serum!”

I’m surprised this didn’t happen in Florida...

Everyone knows that semen is only effective when taken orally or anally.

Although there is a report of the effects of subcutaneous semen injection into rats and rabbits

Sooo many ways this thread is going to go wrong, I’m pulling up the popcorn to read.