The best part of the video is at 1:49!
"Why aren't you at school?"
"Why aren't you at work?"
Clever kids ;)

I suppose this would be a good opportunity for you to learn about Hong Kong and it's rather colorful history...

With mods they might have been, but not out the box.

That is some truly appalling German. Even Google Translate would've done it better.

They make Steam sales of friends?

Awesome, but it was far too long for the Internet's attention span.

Zelda versus Jason?

What bothers me the most is that the mobile worked just fine, but the online was borked, and their customer service (as one would expect) was inundated with calls. Even worse, if you signed up for the online-only via Madden, they had a "special" number for that—regular customer service wasn't going to be able to help…

In the immortal words of President Skroob,

My backwards compatible 80 GB launch PS3 says otherwise.

It also comes with buyer's remorse.

Spoken like someone who never leaves the house for a significant amount of time.

Edit: for the record, I swear I just Google'd her and this came up.

I watch TV missile montages in the hope that it will magically make me better at them.

Rob Lowe was in The West Wing and St Elmo's Fire.