That person is going to Hell on greased roller skates.

Condo boards and parent-teacher associations are where NIMBY helicopter parents and other sanctimonious meddlers go to indulge their autocratic fantasies.

In the immortal words of Billy Connolly, I start out blue, it takes me three days on the beach to turn white. And then I have 3 minutes of white before turning strawberry ice cream pink.

I just had my first biopsy on a finger. Turned out to be non-cancerous but man was that excision scary. Eight surgeries, GASP! I hope they were all of the less dangerous skin cancer variety?

Right? It looks like the suit thingy that surfers wear.

What that lady in the photo is wearing is almost exactly what I wear to the beach, except my outfit is called “swim tights” and “rash guard,” not “burkini.” And I don a floppy hat instead of the hair wrap. Why? Because I have very fair skin that fries in the sun. I tend to cover up entirely if I’m spending any real…

This kinda feels like this crossing the line. What the woman did was wrong, ironic, kinda funny, but she didn’t harm anyone, and I thought her getting fired in the first place was too much.

Is anyone else bothered by the use of certain euphemisms for genitalia? I know someone who refers to her kids’ vagina/penis as “naughty bits,” and it makes me kinda nauseous.

But surely MLK taught everyone Black people were human decades ago! Why can’t someone do that for women?

Am I the only one thinking: “seriously NYC we’ve got shit to do out here”?

To the contrary, it very much sounds like a best moment - lots of fun, being silly and not hurting anyone else. I’ll drink to that.

Whoa bud. Thats Lesbian Shitasses to you.

Ungraying the poor people stuck in the grays who are not meany-pants, and occasionally post a silly comment.....asking for a friend....

I love this comment so much.

(Also, “humanist” already means something else, haven’t you ever read any books.)

Better start smashing.

Thank you.

If I could give this more than one star I would! So tired of a rich, privileged white woman every year getting quoted in some article as saying she’s not a feminist.

Yup, it’s a way for people to justify ignoring institutionalized racism and gender discrimination.

2 weeks ago my parents had a party for all of my dad’s friends (think 50s to 70s dudes and their wives). I was by far the youngest person there (28) and after the prep and the cooking of the sides was done my mom and I got trashed. Hey it took us a lot of time and work to make the party happen. My mom and her BFF…