I looked into this a couple days ago and the consensus seems to be that while she was a major ass to everyone on the Miami Ink crew, she didn’t send the note. It was written on top of one of her signed head shots that pretty much anyone can get. Sure she could have written it but it's beyond weird to send a…

Agreed, I mean you could make the argument that she is more famous for being a reality tv star but she had a real career as a tattoo artist before and on the show. This is definitely a mistake.

“We used to have problems with Europeans wearing jeans, but they were always stylish jeans.”

Can anyone explain what it feels like to turn in these forged essays. I'm one of those weird people who live for the essay question (major reason I failed international economics). Do people even read them before they turn them in? Do you check the footnotes?

This is hysterical, but based on the comments I just wanted to link to a vid of youtubers explaining what “shrek is love, shrek is life” means.

I speak three languages and I absolutely would consult speech writers for anything this big. I’ve written a speech in Korean and even though it was pretty solid I would be thoroughly embarrassed if it was made public.

Did anyone else find that statement really really weird? The way he repeated certain words like “ultimate sacrifice”. It's like he was pretty drunk and then drank a shit ton of coffee, so now he's drunk but amped at the same time.

Ok, serious question here: if you are a member of a group that pretty much only white people like, is it racist to only have white interns?

The weirdest thing about this is that the song is so unfunny it’s almost worse than that it’s racist. She makes a joke in the middle about not being a good neenja by saying she has to drink out of a sippy cup. That is pure joke, no racism (that I can parse), and I can’t find anything funny about it. It’s not even a…

They're only good for guest rooms or studio apartments that are also your office.

And now he’s on Twitter being very defensive saying it wasn’t a gender thing. I don’t care what you think of someone, if they are terrified for their lives and personally asking you for help, you try to help them.

I tried to watch it through the USA app (I watch all tv on my iPad) but that was so infuriating that I stopped after one episode. The description I got before trying it was: mentally-ill, drug addicted hacker investigates something mysterious. Probably way off as well but fuck you USA app.

Not alligators but a co-worker complained over and over that her parents were feeding the raccoons by putting catfood outside for them and then one day she came in and said her mom had been bit and had to do the rabies shot series. Don’t feed wild animals.

Ew ew ew, that is one of the grossest origins for a nickname ever. It combines sweet-dementia grandpa with coercive couch sex. I need a shower.

Someone over on Pajiba knows who it is and is giving clues in the comments but won’t say and I’ve never wanted to cunt-punch someone through the Internet more.

This is the problem with food photography! The original photo looks so beautiful, especially with all that other food, that you think “oh this sandwich would be fucking delicious”. No no no, mon frere, that sandwich structure does not hold up at all. I eat spaghetti on toast all the time though, it’s the sandwich that…

I live in an area where avocado trees are everywhere. I actually used to have one before we had to cut it down. So I thought this was one of those things where people start eating avocados somewhere they are new and unfamiliar. I guess it may not be that based on your reaction. I thought that everyone just puts…

It is absolutely true, jobs can solve so many problems! Weirdly one of the few things they can’t solve is being murdered by police because of the color of your skin.

He never harassed me...I mean he’s not GAY...that would be eww...I mean well.......hmmm

First: maybe you should try live streaming, because when you say things like “logging into social media” you sound like a dinosaur. If you have your phone already set up it doesn’t take any time, there is NO logging in.