This is the problem with food photography! The original photo looks so beautiful, especially with all that other food, that you think “oh this sandwich would be fucking delicious”. No no no, mon frere, that sandwich structure does not hold up at all. I eat spaghetti on toast all the time though, it’s the sandwich that…

I live in an area where avocado trees are everywhere. I actually used to have one before we had to cut it down. So I thought this was one of those things where people start eating avocados somewhere they are new and unfamiliar. I guess it may not be that based on your reaction. I thought that everyone just puts…

It is absolutely true, jobs can solve so many problems! Weirdly one of the few things they can’t solve is being murdered by police because of the color of your skin.

He never harassed me...I mean he’s not GAY...that would be eww...I mean well.......hmmm

First: maybe you should try live streaming, because when you say things like “logging into social media” you sound like a dinosaur. If you have your phone already set up it doesn’t take any time, there is NO logging in.

I so agree with this. I once saw my friend badly injured in front of me and immediately went into emotionless triage response. This is especially weird since I have 0 health care experience let alone trauma experience and I cry about everything. It was like my mind switched off because of the fear and shock. The other…

I still can’t get over that she’s “29" same age as me...and now I'm pissed that I didn't get a gap-year in 7th grade.

I am not a flag patriot in any way but I'll admit the photo gave me the creeps. You just can't put a flag, any flag, on the ground like that. I have the same reaction when people leave eggs out on the counter: I know you can, and a lot of people do, but ick.

I have never had such a mad joyful reaction to a claim of sexual harassment before. I squealed I was so happy. Get that asshole girl!

You can argue all day about whether a story is “international” or not but it’s sort of ridiculous when these are fiction and not historical recreations or even historical fiction. IMO it doesn’t really matter what race the character was supposed to be, the real crime was that the producers and director took a perfect…

Great, she’s going to introduce something like “scented bumper stickers"

This won’t help with the flour case but why don’t you guys make cookie dough without eggs if you need to eat raw dough so much? My dad nearly died from salmonella poisoning so I really don’t think it’s funny to feed raw eggs to your kids and say “whatevs”. I’m sure you are also the people who mercilously mock other…

We used to call my brother Jamie until his 2nd grade teacher made us change to James cause she thought saying “girl-Jamie” and “boy-Jamie” was inappropriate. He later changed it to Jimmy, I've refused to change again.

Ugh I grew up with a lot of kids with parents who had this exact same mindset. It’s exhausting. I had my heart set on GW until I visited and really didn’t like it. Ugh #whitepeopleproblems.

I never even though about it killing children (bc I don’t have children) but a malm dresser has fallen on me several times and I don’t even own one. They are weighted very strangely.

This was clearly written by a young man, and I mean so young that they have never even had a whiff of a pregnancy scare. No man who has had that “holy shit what would I do?” moment when the condom breaks would dare to write that. In essence: it’s time for Twitter accounts to be handed over to adults, you cannot be…

Speaking as a SoCal native here: the one about train tracks really hit home. In the more suburban areas they are pretty rare and most drivers seem legitimately confused by them. I know the instinct is to mock any PSA but I have definitely been influenced by ones about driving. A car once hydroplaned across the highway…

This ridiculous argument makes me want to take radical vengeance on you both: I plan to pick you up and drop you on the west coast and make you stay. Then let's see you whine about Broadway.

This article is a perfect example of when people who “don’t really like math” get ahold of statistical studies. This is nonsense upon nonsense. I know you are trying to be relevant here but that’s really no excuse. This website and many others make so much fun of morning news doing “guess what day of the week you…

I understand that you feel this way: now imagine how the rest of the planet who doesn’t live in NYC (or close enough to take the train) feels about the constant whining about the tickets and the ticket lotto. I swear, if one more celebrity complains, I will lose my shit. So yes, there are many amazing Broadway shows.…