My mom told us this story about her heal injury (minor) so many times and so detailed that my brother and I were thoroughly convinced that if we hit her with a cart she would drop dead right in front of us. Honestly we were fending off carts by the time we were 7. Not sure if it was healthy but I had way more faith…

“Anyway, whatever” seems like her way of expressing the tragedy here. My mom, who has worked with large animals her entire adult life (as a vet) and has had close friends kicked and trampled to death by horses and bulls had a very similar response. Her version is “well, fuck”

So is he a fast walker and tries to zip past you in an aggressive way or is he actively campaigning for a stroller walkway? I kind of understand the former unless he’s saying mean things cause I do that all the time. And so what he hooked up with someone so much younger than him. I’m sure he’s not a perfect guy but…

Yes, the messing tweet was insensitive but I get how she is feeling. She’s been sent a shirt by an advocacy group saying “promote this for our campaign on this day” and on the news is another yet to be explained shooting. I live really close to UCLA and have spent a lot of time on campus and my immediate reaponse was…

I’m sorry. I’m not in the STEM field so while opinions like these are never directed at me, I hear them a lot. The anti-science stuff is intense and spread by a lot of people who should know better. My former boss got sucked into the whole the earth doesn’t look like a sphere in certain pictures thing with one of my…

Well lucky for her that she used a gun to defend herself and managed not to hurt herself, anyone innocent, and not go to jail. If one of those bullets had ricocheted and hit her baby I bet she'd be singing a different tune. The thing is, very few people are attacking the secure possession of a registered firearm in…

That's the thing though, there are a lot of Conan, Fallon, Corden clips that I think are brilliant but sitting through a whole show flattens me.

Fuck Trump, but from this article I learned that there is a town called East Chicago and it is in Indiana. I really don't know how to feel about that.

Ugh I hate this “I’ve known him for years and he would never do this” stuff. People say this about my dad a lot. He is very sunny and caring with others but with the fam he has severe untreated OCD, hoarding, and paranoia. He once screamed at us because his butter was not salty enough and we had hidden all the salted…

Chelsea Does was great. I really would watch the talk show except that I hate late night talk shows. I hate every single one and I really don't understand the genre. I really am waiting for someone to convince me it's great for any reason other than nostalgia.

A lot of the current research indicates that pedophiles are not born but formed in pre-puberty and puberty. A lot of strong unique sexual interests are formed during this time. Fortunately most are tame and consensual: foot fetishes, spanking, cross dressing etc. It can be connected to abuse but it just as easily…

Ya, I know a bizarre amount of people who have been married and divorced less than two years. I’m sure it’s really meaningful to them but if you ask them they all say either “it didn’t work out” or “he/she was crazy”. These random quotes don’t move me.

Has no one seen Joy Luck Club? Splitting assets strictly 50/50 is unhealthy. Also what would you stipulate in your prenup if you had one?

If I married someone with no money and no family wealth and he requested a prenup I’d be like fuck you. But, for people with a lot of wealth it just seems sensible, like having a will. If you’re piss poor with no kids a will doesn’t really matter but if you do have a lot it’s downright irresponsible not to.

I just really want an explanation. There is just no way I would leave all that good stuff behind. I have seen many dirty campsites but never so much good stuff. I’m assuming we already would have heard if there was a terrible accident that forced them to evacuate. So are they literally that entitled a group that they…

I so much agree with you. My dad was in the ICU for a month and we all took shifts doing the sip of water, bite of food, kind of thing. As far as I was concerned the nurses were there to monitor his vitals, do physical and neuro assessments, and administer meds (ya know the really important stuff) and I would hold the…

Nope, my hospital is giant, full trauma ward and they have amazing neurosurgeons there but because my specialist for my kidney issue admitted me she would not release me. The nurses actually told me that if I left I would have to pay for everything out of pocket. Jokes on them because my insurance covered everything…

People are very nasty about leaving against medical advice. I left AMA because after my treatment for bacterial kidney infection was completed and I called my doctor to see when I would be released. She said a couple days because “my son has a soccer game out of town so I won’t be back until then”. I left AMA because…

Please review Lady Dynamite, I know it came out mere hours ago but it is amazing

Holy shit! I was like pretty nice cover dude until!!!!!! I would drive down to Santa Monica right now if he was at a show