Well I imported some authentic maple syrup from Canada and decided to have it in my breakfast one day. I was polite the entire day and I had an opinion about Rogers electric and Canada’s political system. I also increased my umlaut use by ten percent but that might have to with getting drunk so early in the morning.

I think they put holes in our power lines with maple syrup taps, hang buckets on the taps and abscond with our sweet molassesy internets. They then pour them over their pancakes and by doing so learn our ways.

We should build a (fire)wall!