Joe Biden should invite all the players that are not attending over dinner and video games.

As funny as this is, I can almost guarantee he actually thought there would be some sort of orientation video. “Welcome! Congratulations on being elected to be the leader of the free world...”

I am a public school teacher. I am sitting at my desk, which is in a classroom in a public school full of minorities and SpEd students, and I am weeping. I have about 9 minutes left on my lunch break, and I don’t know that I can pull it together in time. I am crushed, absolutely gutted. I am afraid for my students, I…

Prince George also has far better self-control.

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”

Do the old gimmick of having Trump look in the mirror. Baldwin plays Trump; Rosie O’Donnell plays the reflection.

okay, now we NEED Rosie to play Bannon...

C’mon Lindsay Graham and John McCain....you fuckers sure talk a lot for doing absolutely nothing of value.

Setting aside her bizarre anti-public education stances and her weird fear of grizzly bears, Besty DeVos is completely unqualified for the position for which she’s been nominated. She’s like a Ben Carson or a Rick Perry without any actual accomplishments to point to except for being rich and giving lots of money to…

This is good, but what about all the minimum wage workers and people whose bosses won’t understand? I think strikes can be effective but we also need systems of protest that are more inclusive for people who can’t afford to strike.

Minogue’s attorneys also described Jenner as “a secondary reality television personality,”

I have to admit that Kylie Jenner is the first person I think of when I hear “Kylie.”

I believe it. But secretly, I’m hoping she never has to decide, because I’m hoping he’ll be out of the White House before the end of the school year.

My grandmother is pretty racist. I don’t think she’ll shoot up a mosque.