A deuce is a deuce

Serves the Tim Horton’s worker right for asking her how she felt about fellow Canadian James Paxton recently throwing a no-hitter on Canadian soil.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

This is just like when I recall how many pieces of bread everyone at the table has already had when I’m taking the last one for myself.

while i think a certain age group would be interested they really effed this up by not capitalizing and getting their ish together on the heels of the miniseries ..that introduced them as a whole group to whole new generations who would have been interested. While they cant pay, dont underestimate the power of begging…

We Found Matt Patricia’s Sexual Assault Indictment In 30 Seconds. Why Didn’t The Detroit Lions?

The play is a press release announcing the hiring of [Guy People Have Heard Of] vs hiring [Guy People Haven’t].

The latter is worse. People can deal with you taking 30 seconds to pour a condiment. Taking one of the restaurant’s bottles is literally just stealing, just as it would be to take a metal fork or something.

Also, where are you eating these? If you’re taking your to-go burrito back to either your home or office, just…

The substance of a community is all the myriad little ways the people in it modify their behavior for no other reason than that there are other people around. That’s 100 percent all it is. If those people modify their behavior in kind, considerate, selfless ways—holding open doors for a few damn seconds, not…

And if we’re being real, people only do that because of Chappelle’s Show, so it wasn’t even Kobe’s basketball talent that warranted the shout out.

It’s all a game to these people. Cillizza views Trump and his Goon Squad the same way the Pelicans view the Warriors. Sure, they’re the opponent for a little while, but after it’s all over we should be cordial.

I posit that this is one of the times where baseball is good. Him getting thrown at his next AB for showboating will be the opposite.

I don’t even think the mouth-breathers think it’s about The Troops(r).

That’s some hardcore middle school libertarian nonsense, broseph.

I have never...attempted to gain a competitive advantage.

but did Vargas pay for the shorts? that’s the important thing.

Yep, it’s also the perfect name for a crappy Ford dealership with terrible local commercials.

He should have stuck with fencing.

Rod Salka is the exact kind of name a tomato can like him should have.

Trump would 100% pick NY first...because he still desperately wants to be accepted by the NYC elite.