I know exactly how to stay monogamous in a partially long-distance relationship: Don’t become romantically involved with other people.

Confederate flags in the midwest or rural northeast are dead giveaways that it’s not at all about “heritage.”

Lets say the United States decides to split into two countries, one controled by the democrats and one by the GOP. If those two groups were drafting for states what would the draft order be? Lets let the dems pick first since they lost the last election. Their first pick has to be California right? The GOP likely…

“I never scored high enough where I got my initials sort of in the top category.”

The UFC won’t sue him. Dana White is not going to sit for a deposition where he has to answer questions, under penalty of perjury, about how the UFC does business.

Hot take: I would hire a conservative writer (if I was in the market for one) who actually said women who have abortions (and the doctors who perform them) should be jailed and/or given the death penalty.

Because that writer is actually being honest about the conservative point of view toward women and their…

She is isolated and doesn’t talk to anyone but her Russian handler.

This wasn’t Marvel. Fox owns Deadpool at this point. I think Disney would have done this and even get Taylor Swift on board since day one.

The Venn Diagram of people who would be annoyed if there was a single reference to black 80s culture and people who “don’t get why Black Panther is such a big deal” is a circle.

But there are two of them and we only have the one....

oh, I see where this is going.

Yyeah, The Wing can also try doing what black people had to learn to do: say it’s open for all to avoid the idiotic “reverse discrimination” claims (or reverse sexism in this instance) and market your ass off to your target audience. Just use tons of pink, only feature women in your promos, and dudes will get the…

American Public Media’s “Marketplace” outlet is pretty fantastic, especially Kai Ryssdal’s flagship podcast of the same name. Kai & APM have a great way of explaining really business-y things without making it boring or patronizing.

At least Nick Saban is nice enough not to run up the score on the sacrificial lambs of college football.

I’m with Ashcraft on this. Iron Man was the first, and it’s the best. There’s no MCU without it. The Incredible Hulk, by contrast, is a movie so underwhelming that people forget about it when they think about the MCU. Probably because it’s the one that feels like it’s part of it the least.

So one day, this old lady calls me—by the way, I met her later, very good looking for her age, not a pound overweight, very beautiful—she tells me the portions are too small. And I tell her, “That’s a terrible shame. That’s really a shame. I know Dave Thomas. I play racquetball with him all the time. He cheats all the…

That feels like someone bending over backwards to find something vaguely similar to the shit in Trump’s head. For this to be what he’s talking about, he would have had to learn about Japan’s safety testing procedures at some point in his life (no chance), remember it (no chance), then make up something barely…

I am the parent of a soon to be 15 year old boy. I’ve never seen him or any of his friends do any of these “next teen craze” thing. Also, my son knows that if he did this shit with his phone, and it broke, he’d be without a phone. I’m not replacing a phone for him if he treats the things he has so recklessly. But…

I would just like to take a moment to enjoy the fact that Jacksonville’s local culture magazine is called Void.

But no doubt very deliberate.

Everything ICE has been doing as of late seems to be to attract the racist white nationalist type with the chip on their shoulder to round these people up. Hell they even speak to the White washed Latino cops (who are prevalent here in SoCal) who forget that they are 2nd and 3rd gen and agree with this kind of shit.