Tough decision. His heart is between a rock and a hard place.

I dunno, seems to mostly add up to me? Cuban is heavy-handed when it comes to the actual basketball team, but that doesn’t mean he’s paying much attention to HR shit. You can very easily argue that he SHOULD be paying attention to it, but that’s essentially what he is owning up to here.

Because it breaks the fundamental payment model of baseball.

The problem is that player’s salaries are systematically kept low for most of their young years (six years of team control, the first few for less than a million) under the guise that, once you hit free agency and show how well you can perform, that’s when you’ll finally get paid. But, in recent years, teams are…

It’s because the Irish (and ever other non-WASP European immigrant group) have been white for about 20 minutes, and the best way to be white, and not Irish, is to shit on black people.

So, Foltynewicz didn’t Tower?

they did, but it was six million $CAN.

I would say about Tim Lee that “I haven’t seen a man leave such a burning wake in his trail through Atlanta since Sherman,” but most of Cobb County doesn’t have access to the books to explain the joke.

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Well the other gentleman did in the presence of a delicate rose of a white woman, so there’s the difference. Her honor had to be protected.

This is exactly it.

No, I handle it when my kid is being a shit. They straighten up or we leave.

And you come up to me and say that about my kid, be prepared to say it to the next person with fewer teeth. Go parent your own children and leave me the fuck alone. Or, if you don’t have kids, maybe shut the fuck up until whatever woman you…

Normally I hate Embiided video but this one is pretty good.

No wonder LeBron picked him last.

Oh, they don’t explain all that to their kids; they just say, “Brown people hate America, so you should hate them.”

I think they mean that McMahon may give more control of WWE to Triple H if McMahon ends up spending more time on football. He’s the heir apparent for that, and a lot of fans enjoy the stuff he oversees (like their developmental roster) more than the stuff that Vince is focusing on.

I assume the three free drinks are either 4 ounce keystone light drafts or half shots of 48 proof light vodka.

As an alternative in case you hate Minnesota and/or football: I will be hosting a D&D game on Super Sunday in a basement. Not my mother’s basement, or even MY basement, but it does have walls and a ceiling above it and is partially underground. There will be a bag of chips and napkins. You will need to provide the…

First off, shut the fuck up. Second, if someone could sniff their own fart in comment form, this is it. Third, shut the fuck up.

We hate you because you are 53 years old and you say things like,