Why, I'm shocked, SHOCKED, I TELL YOU!!!

Ah…the sheer genius of American voters.

I make it a point to never impute cleverness to the American voter.

I had to double check to make sure this wasn't an Onion article.

I can think of several instances where I would be happy if people didn't know I exist. ;^]

Look at it this way: if "God" is a grownup you shouldn't have a problem.