Have you seen Up With People these days? They ain’t what they were when I was a kid.

Now, stopping the “bless you” nonsense when we sneeze is a good idea. Does anyone believe we are expelling a demon anymore? The sneezer should be saying “excuse me.”

My favorite has to from “The Laughing Fish.” Alfred: “Dining in tonight, sir?” Batman, annoyed/sarcastic: “The dissection tray, please, Alfred...”