He was making acid wash jeans.

Careful where you say that

You Americans and your creepy obsession with taxes. I guess it’s a result of your national myth; “taxation without representation” is a much more noble reason for secession than avoiding the impending Empire-wide ban on slavery...

Before everybody jumps on this saying it was an intentional assassination, in that scenario who would be driving the Merc? What kind of maniac would think that having someone drive a car through traffic at high speed and perfectly time a head on collision that kills the other driver but not themself is in any way a…

I am using this as an excuse to post a picture of my dog, who is considered by some to be ugly-cute. Yes, that's a hotel room. Yes he goes on trips with us.

Or they could send it in writing, and we could watch him squint and furrow his brow and then shrug.

I'd say watch out with that kind of talk. But he... Won't be reading this.

“If you go to Z’Ha’Dum, you will die.”

I would like to add “Shockwave Rider” by John Brunner as an important proto-cyberpunk novel. Despite its dated view on computer technology I have found it to be astonishingly prescient in a lot of ways.

this can’t be a real opinion?

Miles Naismith Vorkosigan: at age 17, after failing to get into military service, decides to try his hand at smuggling arms in an obsolete freighter that he buys by putting a mortgage on some of his ancestral lands that he forgot to mention was highly radioactive. He’s intercepted by a mercenary fleet doing the…

'the best stories aren't only the ones told by straight white men.'

I for one am equally thankful they never deployed the chicken-heated nuclear landmine http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Peac…

But it's specifically called Irish coffee because it's alcoholic. You know, like the Irish.

Once her crying stops make sure you hint at an evening of anal sex

he's a ginger so it doesn't matter to him.