But it's specifically called Irish coffee because it's alcoholic. You know, like the Irish.

Once her crying stops make sure you hint at an evening of anal sex

he's a ginger so it doesn't matter to him.

Kraft have ruined Cadburys in general. I remember buying a bar of Dairy Milk and it looking like this:

ZOMG, the Cadbury mini eggs. They are my Easter crack. I won't allow myself to purchase the large bags because I eat the whole fucking thing every time. I have stick with the small, single serving packages.

You don't have a future in Parliament because you're a Lib Dem.

I'll probably get reamed for this, but never mind.

A watch is a must and wedding ring if you're married. That's it.

You should post some RnK videos. Sit back, take popcorn and watch this

Except that Argentina was fighting the war of conquest in 1982.

As Jeremy will tell you, they had to throw rocks because the British Army took all their guns.

Not to self: Argentinians can't take a joke

There are seriously good wodka's out there! And pretty disgusting ones too. Just like wines or any other liquor. This is still my favorite though: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C5%BBubr…

This is Gawker Media in a nutshell:

As a black person, I dont speak for all black people, we are not monolithic, But reading this email, I dont think its racist, its just a business man trying to figure out why his shit is fucked up. Hes speaking frankly, and probably factually on alot of his points, Hes basically saying mix this shit up, black and…

If Sam doesn't catch on with the Cowboys, I suppose he is always able to join the Indians, Construction Workers, Sailors or Police Officers.

Fitting that he's a Sun Devil, given that he's clearly proud about the very thing that will send his soul to hell.

it would have been better if she had not said anything publicly about it for Dylan's sake.

I'm reminded of this hilariously bad racing: