Jezebel, its affiliated sites, parent company Univision and its writers have been using references and photos that the public recognizes as my writing and biographical information without my consent. They’ll be sued. Whatever revenue and online traffic you’ve gotten throughout the years won’t be worth the negative…

Why call a dog a cat when it’s clearly a bird?

Men can wear them, it’s just most people prefer not to see men in them.

You’re right, it had far less shit to go wrong on it.

I just wish that Axel didn’t look so awful in this game. He’s just a fat bum now who is wearing his entire wardrobe at once (seriously, why is he wearing three shirts?).

“Quad” cab. Assuming you really, really, really hate the people you stick in the back seat. I recently checked out the Colorado, a vehicle for which I’ve never went so quickly from “This is interesting” to “No way in hell ever unless they pay me for it” after 30 seconds in the seats, and the Ranger, which was nicer…

Like those of us that grew up playing the games, Axel and his compatriots are looking a bit chonkier than they did in the 90s....

Cause holding people longer seems like not the answer to overcrowding.

Gee, it’s almost like they don’t belong here!

They can always go back to their countries and stay in their homes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If your gonna get a custom gun......why not a NES Zapper?

I truly pity you poor 90s kids. You’re stuck with the absolute WORST nostalgia of any generation.

Those girls are gonna get The Boot:

“She is one of the most transformative yet misunderstood women in history, alternately vilified as a sinner and canonized as a saint. And now, as a witness to a Mafia hit, she must enter witness protection... as a nun!”

Hopefully he'll form his own company and make games for PC.

Whataburger > In-N-Out

Yes, and I bet exactly 100% of the women commenting here have an account.

Of course women would never be a party to anything so crass as classifying another human being as better or worse looking than another.

I’ve loved this series since its first Western release on 3DS. As far as I can tell he will continue making it, and we’ll learn more in a few days.

Thanks....Sony