So in effect every semi-automatic gun in existence.

I assumed based on the “Pizza Ranch” name that you were supposed to cover up the flavor of their ‘pizza’ with a flood of ranch dressing.

I had never heard of Pizza Ranch before now..... and I wish the pleasure had been indefinitely postponed. Jesus pete. Is this real life?

It would be much better if he just promised a bunch of crap that will never pass senate in 100 years, because the splinter child bloggers know thats how governance really works.

Ladies and gentlemen, fire up your twitters. Its time to #cancelPeppaPig...

If I hit 80, I’m tryin’ heroin.

So really, chugging soda will make you happy now, and and reduce you’re time of being miserable later. It’s a win win

Fact: Soda takes years off your life.

Does Netflix’s interface suck ass? Fuck yes it does. Is there a ton of garbage on it’s servers? Yep. Do I get option fatigue from scrolling through the plethora of shows and movies, resulting in sometimes a whole night of trying to decide what to waste my time on? I sure do.

This would certainly explain why Game of Thronesspawned an entire cottage industry while it would be remarkable if you’ve ever heard a human person talk about You or Sex Education out loud, but who can say? Not me, because I don’t and can’t know if Netflix is telling the truth—and not Netflix, because their numbers…

I’ve read this twice and I’m still not entirely sure what the point of this rant is. That people prefer comfort food over new stuff? Well, sure. That’s been the case since TV began. (And I’ll always have a Law & Order on when I’m doing chores.) Netflix wants people to stay home and watch Netflix? Well, duh. It’s hard…

Because the P’zone was awesome. This news warms my cold, dead heart.

How bad is it that I haven't eaten Pizza Hut in nearly two decades but, when I read the headline, immediately thought of the P'zone? 

I’ll live with the consequences lol.  We have more than enough people.

Because the second amendment caused a massacre halfway around the world?

300+ million guns is a quite a large difference. You can’t really just gloss that over. Plus, with the Constitution saying that the citizens have a right to bear arms, which the Supreme Court backs, it’s not the same situation as Australia. You’ll have millions of gun owners angry and many will likely fight back.…

Just because they did not ban all guns, does not mean it was not a gun ban, as they certainly did ban specific types of guns, as the author stated. Under your logic they could ban everything but flintlock muskets and make them all but impossible to own, and that would not be a gun ban. I guess critical thinking isn’t…

Oh look, another pointless restriction that won’t make anyone safer but will definitely erode their freedom. Who would’ve guessed that no time would be wasted on capitalizing on this tragedy?

I mean, I mostly agree with you, but to say that the reputation of Muslims isn’t at least partly earned is just disingenuous. Saudi Arabia is a problem. Muslim extremists are a problem. Not any more than extremists of any stripe but the extremist Muslims have done a pretty good job of getting attention.