well, except that you could be dead and still have the same probability of getting to drive/own one of these as when you’re alive.

twice doe

Congratulations, Mr. zerogarda, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Suzuki Samurai which this lovely lady will deliver in pristine condition.

He’s obviously new money...one does not drive the Rolls, one is chauffeured naturally. 

Funny how those who preach the genetic superiority of the white race seem to be the least ideal examples of that idea.

Spray Paint: The Working Man’s Napalm

Wait, somebody fired a shot at him and the cops didn’t intervene?!

Those are racists dressed in their make believe military clothes.

Congratulations, Mr. Margin Of Error, on COTD! I would like to gift you with an edgy and cool Scion which this lovely lady will deliver after she changes the tire.

Later, at a bar:

Congratulations, Mr. ConStar, on COTD! I would like to gift you with an IDK car which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she gives a shift.

You like basketball?

Congratulations, Mr. heavysquad, on COTD! I would like to award you with an IDK car which this lovely lady will deliver without running out of gas.

For me, the nerdiest car out there is the Nissan Pulsar NX. It’s like a Volvo 480 but with a -3 to durability, +1 to reliability, and a morphing modifier that allows it to shift classes at will.

Counterpoint. Our favorite nerd and his automobile.

Congratulations, Mr. YellowT5R, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a ‘59 Chevy lowrider for Tuesday nights which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she puts the top up and her top on.

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

“As soon as it cleared the platform, there was nothing for me to push off of. Very quickly I saw that we were both going down separately.” 

That rumbling you’re hearing is the sound of 8 million American teenage boys fainting and crashing to the floor amidst a cloud of vape smoke.