FLYING BRICKS or GTFO

I’m greedy, so here they are:

Counterpoint: Fuck you, Chris.

1979-1983 Toyota 4x4 Trucks

Saab 99. Because that would mean there was still a Saab factory to do it.

I would like a factory fresh one of these delivered by a company man.

The problem is most of the cars I have in mind wouldn’t make sense to restore because they aren’t worth anything. Datsun 240z is getting there but still...

Jaguar XJS because this noise deserves another go.

I have zero empathy for the pain people experience doing their hobbies.

Testarossa everything

Congratulations, Mr. Jcarr, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Lexus which this lovely lady will deliver because she couldn’t find a Lexus LFA.

I mean, I know it’s meant to be a punishment, but I can’t help but think about dropping a turbo ‘Busa or turbo rotary engine in one of these and going HAAM....

would hoon Lipoma 3500

Congratulations, Mr. MK6GTI-now with added choochoos, on COTD! I would like to gift you with an IDK which this lovely lady will deliver without under or over steering.

Oh, so I post something about how I’m so racist I’d be willing to kill a baby and suddenly I’m the bad guy? Damn libruls ruining the country.

Congratulations, Mr. Clay_T, on COTD! I would like to award you with a Ford truck which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she fixes the tailgate.

I think that ostriches are the most terrifying animals on earth. Basically velociraptors.

There was this time I skipped school, as did my best friend Cameron, then we lied about my girlfriend’s grandmother dying to get her out of school. My buddy Cameron’s dad had this Ferrari 250 GT California in the unlocked garage, so we “borrowed” it to drive to downtown Chicago for a day of fun. We left it at a…

Having someone flick their smouldering cigarette butt into my Miata while I was stopped at a red light in traffic, and having it bounce into an inaccessible spot where I could smell it but couldn’t retrieve it promptly due to aforementioned traffic/busy road/etc.

Not my story, technically, but my mother once had a snake fall out of a tree into her convertible Mustang as she was driving underneath it.