Congratulations, Mr. Rosin, on COTD! I would like to gift you with an airplane which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she dresses in the proper attire.

Obviously it will be called the BMW Z6i GranCabrio iPerformance i35i GranJapanisch VISION Supreme THE NEXT 100 YEARS OF WAITING FOR TOYOTA TO GIVE THIS THING MORE POWER iCantAffordThis RIPV6AccordCoupe RIPHondaBrosAllOverTheWorld.

A team of neurologists and surgeons told my wife’s parents that her head injuries from a car wreck were so severe she would never be able to look after herself again, never be able to walk more than a few paces.

Holy shit...

Congratulations, Mr. Revolvoution, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Cadillac CTS-V, which this lovely lady will deliver when she finishes doing whatever she’s doing.

Stop ride-shaming.

I think I see the mistake Corey made in the ad that led to the cop assuming it was drugs...

Next that guy was enquiring about the Dana LSD

I was expecting it to go down way worse for Corey than it did.

Congratulations, Mr. jb21 on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Challenger which this lovely lady will deliver with a sensation of strength.

Humans have gotten used to mashing down a different pedal to stop their road-going cars. We have enough people that get “confused” and mash on the gas instead of the brake and end up rocketing into peoples’ living rooms and shops. I don’t think we need to make it more likely that that happens.

Ok, this isn’t going to be the most popular opinion but assuming you want to do some autocross or local rally cross: Dodge Neon. There is a good aftermarket. They are dirt cheap. They were made when Chrysler was basically surviving by parts binning the crap out of everything so there is lots of junkyard…

What? Miata seems the obvious choice. Taking it to the track, tons of parts, easy to work on, simple, small, doesn’t require a big trailer, can be had for under 5k, reliable.

A Fox Body Mustang.

The only discussion this show is going to advance is the White belief that blacks should be grateful that we’re not still slaves and things could be much worse.

Congratulations, Mr. —Wacko— on —COTD—! I would like to gift you with a Corvette which this lovely lady will deliver when she sees the light at the end of the tunnel.

huge

It managed to “lift the leg” pretty well too. That was when Jeff was driving, not me.

That thing probably has all the structural rigidity of a box of donuts.