If we’re talking 2JZ’s, We must always remember the Abomination:

Congratulations, Mr. Margin Of Error, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Supra which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she finds out what happened to Jay-Z’s photos.

The fact that he didn’t finish his run really bugs me.

It’s so dangerous to be that close. The Ferrari could burst into flames at any moment.

Wankel wins every time.

Then we all remember the Queen of the Ring emasculating dudes and their egos passing super bikes and porsches in a transit van with a scared Hamster in tow.

With just a few modifications.

That number means nothing to most of us. Car companies don’t advertise 0-186 times and nobody here has ever timed how fast their car can reach 186. It means nothing. We have no frame of reference. You shouldve at least included the 0-186 times of other cars for reference.

Congratulations, Mr. marshknute, on COTD! I would like to gift you with an Acura NSX which will be delivered by this lovely lady who is not old and irrelevant.

“all new Mustangs will get Line Lock”

Better, low-tech method to crowdsource pothole repair: http://jalopnik.com/hero-graffiti-artist-gets-potholes-fixed-by-drawing-dic-1700419508

Without the complicated hoses and lines, the whole mess would explode.

I was walking on the sidewalk when the following happened on one of the tourist buses that prowls our downtown.

Cop: Now I’m gonna let you off with a warning here since it’s your first time.

When were they ever not?

Dodge Rams are becoming the Florida of vehicle world.

Shock level 0/10

Jesus fuck bud, take a pill or something.

“It is near a Starbucks....”

Congratulations, Mr. HammerheadFistpunch, on COTD! My award to you is a Jeep which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she gets it unstuck.