The biggest problem with this study is that nobody cares about the age you finally kick off, the issue is how long can you have meaningful quality of life.

Congratulations, Mr. Aldairion, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Miata which this lovely lady will deliver when she finishes popping up and down.

I’m surprised at how delicate that tank is. My entire life, i’ve been led to believe that tanks can drive through buildings and come out unscathed. I figured a mere light pole would pose no more threat than a car antenna to a Soviet battle tank.

Do those come standard with TPMS? Obviously 1.5psi too low on the tracks.

Joe is 74 years old. He worked hard all his life and then became a great politician who ended up being next to the most powerful man in the universe. Now their 8 years are done and an orange guy lives in their house.

Congratulations, Mr. BiffMagnetude, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Corvette which this lovely lady will deliver without poking the bear.

While this comment was posted on Sunday and not today, I’m taking the rare but not unprecedented step of giving it COTD today.

This is the stupidest fucking argument.

Maybe enemas before matches like they do in porn? Porn matches?

Big deal. I just took a shit and I didn’t have to fight anybody or nothin.

Congratulations, Mr. fourvalleys and Mr. Rickster3rd, on shared COTD! I would like to gift you with a Nissan Skyline which this lovely lady will deliver when she finishes her laundry.

I’ll bring a few tubes with my on my trip this weekend.

Congratulations, Mr. Foxxwoof, on COTD! My award to you is another non-autonomous Golf which this lovely lady will deliver so you’ll be at your happiest.

BMW as a graduation gift? I’m assuming she entered a 1-way construction zone illegally and the truck driving towards her was the pilot car.

*Waiting for the white tears to flow from twitter*

I’ll just leave this here to accompany the Porsche.

Sandwich math. We have a new metric.

$1.30 a pound. You can’t even get deli bologna for that price. Oscar Meyer on sale maybe. Neither one will be this yellow either. NP because sandwich math.

Don't want copperheads hanging out in your yard, especially if you have kids or dogs.