Congratulations, Mr. madtube, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Challenger which this lovely lady will deliver after she feeds and bathes it in the bright light.

If a tree is removed and no one was around to witness it, was it ever really there?

Now THAT is listening to your customers!

To those who say FWD is good for nothing, I give you this video.

In this case, it seemed like perhaps the lights and sirens weren’t loud enough and bright enough for the speed the cruiser was traveling or something. Did you see the pedestrian walk in front of it a few seconds before the crash?

How many times did the other driver get shot afterwards?

Staff the entire emergency room with black doctors and nurses, then if some asshole demands he get a white doctor, they can go ahead and die.

That’s pretty much got to be the epitome of frank stupidity—you don’t want people who could save your racist, bigoted life to do anything for you....because of the amount of melanin in their skin?! You mean that’s it?! That’s your threshold?? If that’s the case, quit wasting everybody’s fucking time and just stay…

Congratulations, Mr. Bacon, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Hellcat which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she finds a road with safe bends.

Seems harder to ghost people after the sale. Ive sold my fair share of crap cars in Craigslist, and I don’t want people I sell em to think it’s ok to message me on Facebook Everytime they get a flat, or lose a muffler etc... Once that car or bike or bbq or whatever leaves the driveway I don’t ever want to contact you…

No it’s not, you can’t buy cars on Facebook, nobody should look there, this is fake news, at least until I find my next project, then it’s a great idea and real news.

I openly despise social interactions so I’ll stick to Craigslist and take my chances with the murderers and people trying to sell me donked Crown Vics and G-bodies.

Congratulations, Mr. Grand Moff Talkin’, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a VW Microbus which this lovely lady will deliver soon..............tis special and amazing.

Sucks to be Alfa. If your competitor from Jaguar is outselling you 2:1, then you might be screwed.

Let’s be straight, a gearhead man is not buying a car called Giulia pronounced Julia

Seriously?! Not every ‘gearhead man’ is that sensitive, dude. THIS gearhead man would buy one if it were called the Alfa Romeo Julia Roberts.

How many XE’s did Jaguar sell? That’s a better barometer for Guilia sales, methinks.

That’s because everyone who wants to buy this is waiting for it to depreciate and get a cheap second hand one. Mystery solved.

That’s what they said about the Chevy SS...