The most surprising bit of news in this article? The fact that individual state troopers have their own public Twitter accounts.

You can imagine the kind of response she’s gotten.

What a couple of deadbeats.

Congratulations, Mr. FriscoFairlane, on COTD! I would like to award you with a Range Rover which this lovely lady will deliver without violating any housing codes.

I think my landlord would be cool with it.

More like Range Roller amirite?

The woofer box just popping out the back is the best part of this.

Why start now?

I still do not understand why they do not bring this car to the US. It’s not that Americans do not like small cars, it’s that Americans do not like Sparks and Mirages.

“with just enough power to get them moving but not enough that you’re not screaming in terror on a highway onramp”

This seems cool, but shouldn’t Mitsubishi focus on a production car that consumers might actually want?

There are four rankings of classified information in the American intelligence community. Confidential, Secret, Top Secret, and code word clearance. The information that President Trump divulged was considered code word clearance-level intelligence, and thus it was above the Top Secret ranking in clarification.

130 HP

Actually it does exactly what it is supposed to do in a crash. Without the folding the car would transfer all of the energy into you and you would then die. If you look at it after the crash you can see minimal passenger intrusion. You want that. If the front end gets mashed up, but the passenger compartment is fine…

Hideous, yes. Uncool, no.

Brutal Depreciation and Jalopnik go hand in hand just like Brown Turbo Diesel 5 Speed Wagon

Nah...but it was a good format for this one.

Stop stepping out in front of them ;)

STOP HARASSING OUR GREAT LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD MASTER OF DEALS HE JUST LOST HIS DEAR FRIEND THE GREAT ROGER AILES A GREAT MAN THAT SPENT HIS LIFE FIGHTING FAKE NEWS.

For the colonials here, “Pimp My Ride” translates into Irish as “Scanger Me Banger”!