we joke but I would buy this in a heartbeat

Clearly you haven’t taken it to the edge or you would know the answer!

Given “for the beach” is pretty much equivalent to “for showing off”, you’d be lost among the hordes of convertibles.

Classic Car Club’s Ford Bronco, with a 5.0L fuel-injected V8 and a manual four-speed, is pretty great.

Disclaimer: I live in Ohio so I don’t know what a beach car is other than what I saw on TV when I was a kid in the 70's.

Congratulations, Mr. 52ndstate, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Nissan GT-R which this lovely lady will deliver if she doesn’t fall off her shoes first.

About that.

So, just like my ‘03 Pathfinder (minus 4LO, of course)?

I want you to sink them all to the bottom of the Indian Ocean. Lord knows they already have a hard enough time finding shit there.

Realistically, these kids are going to have to worry about weight and diabetes more than diesel.

Presumably ice cream vans everywhere are diesel and people should be dying like flies in the whole world?

It’s a Land Rover, the electronics were always going be an issue.

LAND Rover.

I wonder what you call this then...a cutoff wheel?

I’m so relieved we finally solved our drugs, terrorism and human trafficking problems so that law enforcement can focus on the things that really matter.

If it makes you feel better, the UK’s currently being run by an unelected racist bitch from a village with a church and no foreign people.

Didn’t everyone almost roll their Suzuki Samurai?

Speaking for the black comnunity, “fuck you, dude”.

Velour and a Trans Am? That solidly ticks the mid to late nineties white people customizing scene sadly.

First impression: Overall the car isn’t bad, those chrome wheel arches appear to be the worst part and are easily removed.
Second impression: Whoa, that hood is the worst part about this car. I wouldn’t want to drive around with it but it’d be funny to hang on a wall.
Third impression: Ugh, too much blue loom on the…