given how wretched the last film was, this is a tragic waste of some perfectly cute little E28s

Now this is mission impossible.

I’m calling BS right now. This mission is not going to be impossible. Fool me 5 times, shame on you...

Congratulations, Mr. Sauber, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a whole Chevy Impala which this lovely lady will deliver soon. Assymmetrical, you say?

THE CAR IS NAMED FLIPPER?!

BMW R1000RR motorcycle and it’s Bell’s Palsy face, shark gills on only one side represents the bike world. BMW as a whole has a thing about asymmetry on their bikes.

“the huge wheels every car designer seems genetically pre-disposed to add”

My concept self also has larger appendages than made it into production

I’m a big fan of the Land Rover LR3 (Discovery). One reason is the asymmetric tailgate. I’m glad they’ve kept it on the new Disco.

Trump gave up more intel in 5 minutes with the Russians than John McCain did in 5 years of torture from the North Vietnamese.

If you look at the world as some purely binary experience. Which its not.

75 hr job, requires frame off disassembly, a current Audi master tech,a VW master tech who retired in 1979 and an engineer from Bosch. Once it’s done, the radio which was working intermittently, now doesn’t work at all. Perfect.

Man, that 911 looks weird.

the correct choice is, and should always be, confetti Recaros.

Two deaths is a small price to pay for this dope-ass stance. I’ll be in the back seat with your mom. Sincerely, YouTube.

Congratulations, _Mr._Mécanicien, on COTD!  My award to you are a couple of pizzas which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she finds her pizza delivery vehicle.

These stunts are just insulting to anyone who has an introductory college physics course under their belt. You’re towing something with wheels over flat ground.

Well I guess I’ll go buy one now to tow my commercial jet. Dang you Porsche marketing division, you got me.

Brian France: “See Carl, the problem is that we are a family product and don’t want kids coming to the race or watching on tv and being exposed to harmful products that can lead to life long addictions and ruin families.”

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