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Congratulations, Mr. Stig-a-saw-us-wrecks is nuclear powered., on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Ford GT which this lovely lady will deliver after she checks into that mating ritual.

I think each author here needs a day to geek out about their favorite brands. all day, all things brand - from track to trail.

Surprised/not surprised by the boxster. I mean I don’t know why you would keep it so long, but I see people with old boxsters a lot. Maybe its “my first Porsche” that they scrimped and saved for and have a hard time parting with it...especially since there is no real value in selling it.

I beat all those folks: I’ve had my Tacoma now for almost 22 years so far. Bought it brand-new off the lot back in 1996. It was a fleet truck with no radio or anything.

Hell, I think Baldwin would be better cast as Ferruccio. Closer resemblance at least.

I’ve been saying it for years. We need to call them drive arounds. This is what happens when you send mixed messages.

Congratulations, Mr. Big Block I-4, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a folding hardtop 1959 Ford Retractable which this lovely lady will deliver when she figures out how to unfold the Swallowtop.

I mean, Jan got pregnant. That’s proof that not everything about Toyota is boring all the time. Right?

Is this a transaction, Toyota? Because if so, we’ll trade you some non-boring words for a new Supra and a turbo 86. Oh, and bring back the MR2. Let us know.

and the recessed steering wheel have reduced the number and seriousness of injuries in minor accidents.

You can spell BOOBS in any car. It just takes a while and will only happen once.

Jason, we love you but you are dead wrong about this car.... You can spell BOOBS on the calculator when you roll it.

I remember math class in the 80's. Teachers would say “You need to learn this, you’re not going to have a calculator everywhere you go.” Obviously the Olds designer wanted to correct that.

Congratulations, Mr. Spiegel - Hopes to post on oppos! and Mr. The Devil Drives a Mustang (Rotor Pending), on COTD! My award to you is a Toyota Tundra which this lovely, but dirty, lady will deliver as soon as she finishes twerking on the hood.

Who are you WTFing?

Whenever I watched the A-Team as a kid, I used to always call bullshit on the car crash scenes where a car would run into another car (or bush!) and flip 20 feet in the air.

The Audi driver wont have very many money by the time thats settled.

Cool way to get your car hit by an already bad or old driver.