Who is Ashley Banfield. Hopefully that was a Daily Double.

The real villain of this story is Oprah, who once took a picture with him.

Plus they’re not allowed to have their parents present, and from what I understand, personal coaches take a less-active role at camp.

“These remarks are ignorant and disturbing and in no way reflect the values of The University of Alabama. The University prides itself in inculcating a genteel form of racism in its students; this mission is undermined by such overt, vulgar displays. We do not condone it.”

They’re not lying. The scale’s reading was just off, as Trump has accessed 100% of his brain and now has the power of levitation.

“the makers of Ferrero Rocher, the most random candy.”

Coldstone.

Eh...take into account he has essentially no muscle mass in his arms, chest, shoulders, and lower legs, offsetting the gigantic accumulation of fat in his ass and belly. Maybe it nets out.

They’re doing weight in Celsius now?

Of course, of the West Hollywood Ball Twins.

To me, the dog issue is neither here nor there; your response to it, on the other hand, is hugely telling.

I hate it when people do this. “I had a bad experience with a dog when I was five, so I can never be around them again.” “My dad forced me to go in the pool before I was ready, so water is a no go for the rest of my life.” “A masked gorilla scared me at Halloween as a toddler, so to this day I keep trick-or-treaters…

I agree that someone owning like, tarantulas, even keeping them in a tank would be a deal breaker for me. But it would have been a deal breaker on like, date 3, when I saw their house for the first time.

Why would ANYONE want to marry someone who can dispose of a lifetime commitment when it becomes inconvenient for someone else?

Naaaaaaw, Chief. When you take on a pet, you take on a responsibility for that pet for its LIFE. You don’t bail on a pet when it’s sick or sad or inconvenient. You spend money and time and love on it. Any pet - dog, cat, iguana, llama.

This is absolutely not on the fiancee to fix. The dogs were a pre-existing condition, so to speak, and OP knew this going in. You don’t give up dogs like they’re furniture that doesn’t work with a new house or something. This OP needs therapy, which s/he should have gotten years ago (since dogs aren’t exactly…

I’m trying really hard to work up some empathy and see this dude’s side of the story. Like maybe if my wife owned an army of spiders that had to roam free and she couldn’t part with them.

Fuck this guy. Seriously, this should have been addressed a long time ago, and is absolutely not her fault or burden to correct.

The man just told you she has two dogs. I’m assuming she’s had them while they were courting and before the engagement. And now he’s being all “It’s me or the dogs and you’re crazy if you keep them.” on her.

You can pry my dogs from my cold, dead arms. Like hell they’re staying outside during evenings, disrupting the neighborhood by barking at the door endlessly— they’re pack animals and need their people. Nor would I lob them off indefinitely onto someone else while this dude works through his shit. It’s way too easy for…