Same.

I just googled him, and it turns out that he’s dead.

You presume that’s his final form?

Kevin Bacon’s dick is the only thing I remember about the movie. The image of his “show-er not grower” penis haunts me to this day.

married to the leader of a far-right activist movement.

I’m certain at some point in the Avatar sequels, we’ll catch a glimpse of the Na’vi Navy.

That’s a load of garbiage.

I thought only kids liked eating fish sticks.

I’m much the same with my hobbies. Abducting cheerleaders and murderin’ hobos are two very different ways to pass the time.

He fucked the beast. He didn’t get a blowjob.

Just join a rabid fandom, any rabid fandom

Maritime Law says fish fucking is a-ok, but no gay stuff unless you’re in the British Navy.

The answer to life, the universe and everything is dolphin boinking.

Antonin Scaly also liked fish sex.

If you don’t fuck feathered bipeds, then you’re scared. You’re a big chicken.

I doubt the movie is sentient, but even if it was, wouldn’t it be a bit unusual for it to choose you, some random internet commenter, to speak for it?

Since Pence and Mother only have two kids, I must conclude they’ve only fucked twice.

I can only find my qi when Norwegian death metal is played at airplane turbine decibels.

I’ve never used either Uber or Lyft. I don’t even have the apps on my phone. I really have no idea what the big deal is about it. They sound like cabs that aren’t cabs but really are cabs, except the driver owns the cab, which is like many, many cabs. But I guess they’re 1099 employees instead of independent…