The entire Huckabee clan needs to drown in a deep fat fryer.

Remember when Doom3 came out

Any port in a storm.

- nom de internet taken from Star Wars

How is he going to create an empire when revenge against T’Challa (for something that had absolutely nothing to do with, by the way) him is all that Erik cares about?

The idea of this fornicating pope fornicating made me give up fornicating and coffee.

ROMANES EUNT DOMUS

Coffee makes me shit too.

When I watch movies, it’s not because I want to act on social issues, it’s because I want to be entertained.

I watched this movie with my daughters for the second time today (packed theater this weekend too!), and I’m most struck by what my 8-year-old said to me at one point during the movie:

That’s the French!

I hear the Chinese have a particular form of water torture that might be severe enough.

As a former archaeologist, I hope the guy has the book thrown at him. 

You think you’d actually have a chance besting this 6'3", 239 lb specimen of perfect masculinity:

it modified my personality to the extent that I was highly irritable.

Eh. I’ve pulled the ol’ “Can we have that one instead?” chestnut many times over the years. Some tables look more comfortable than others. Sometimes, the booth seems like a good idea at the front of the restaurant, and then you see the booth and the seats are either too close to the table or too far away. The most…

I tried coke when I was much younger, so I have some firsthand experience with the drug. I couldn’t speak to sex specifically, but given my handful of experiences with the drug, I sincerely doubt I would even be able to get and maintain an erection. In fact, coke made my genitals shrink to comically small proportions.…

I too saw Black Panther. However, I’m sad to report no black people beat me up or even gave me side eye for being white while watching it. If I can’t trust the news coming out of the conservative media circles, who can I trust?

The dodgy CGI was reminiscent of Guardians of Galaxy 2's last act. It didn’t hurt that movie and it doesn’t hurt BP either. It just could have been a bit better, and considering how well the story was otherwise structured, it stands out.

You didn’t know? The “A. A.” in “A. A. Dowd” stands for “African American”.