Too many people have already resigned themselves to the inevitability of a Patriots win. It’s like 2007 all over again, except this time the Patriots don’t even have a perfect season. Nobody thought doofy lil Eli Manning stood a chance against the machine that was the Patriots that season, but there lil Eli went,…

By the way, I’m calling it here so I can gloat Monday morning. Patriots will lose the Super Bowl this year. PATRIOTS WILL LOSE THE SUPER BOWL.

You kidding me? Ghost of Easy E is like the anti-Recognitions. Easy gets upset, but it’s usually with good reason whereas Recognitions was born with a stick up his ass.

*sigh*

Prince was first. Tom Petty was second. Left shark was third.

I don’t have much of a sweet tooth at all, but last night I mixed up some strawberry jam with Blue Bell homemade vanilla ice cream, and it was glorious.

I used to be very interested in becoming a model when I was young. I had the body for it, and people often told me it was something I should look into.

this may be a reference to some piece of arcane pop culture I don’t get.

How about this little gem I heard in the run-up to the election:

I’m just saying.

Not in triplicate!

Armando Iannucci to direct a modern take on David Copperfield (the book, not the magician)

Punk as fuck.

I can keep going with this if you want more.

The XJ6 is everything the letter writer is looking for.

My mind immediately went to the XJ6, not the XJS. And, judging by the letter writer’s mother’s need for size, I stand by my initial reaction.

*rolls eyes*

To be fair, those Jewish kids all have ADD. The purpose of these camps is to teach the Jewish kids better concentration.

It’s fingernails on a chalkboard to me. Every time we’d hear the familiar jingle jangle startup to the song, somebody in the family would rush to save our ears. By the time the commercial made it to the late 80s, it was easy enough to pick up a remote and hit mute, but in the early, darker days of the commercial’s…

Anyone from Houston over the age of 30 knows, and loathes, the Thunderbolt Transmission commercial and song by heart. They played this exact commercial all the way from the late 70s through the late 90s on late night and afterschool UHF for two decades straight.