Man, dibleshit never stops.

We all zoomed straight to the comments to make this joke, didn’t we?

Maybe it’s because I’m getting old, but I am a bit nonplussed by how nobody seems capable of just getting over shit anymore. These days, it seems, people need counseling and time to heal for every little infraction. Are people getting weaker or are the whiners getting louder? I have no idea.

Also, look at that butt.

There are three of ‘em, and they’re all in the NFL. But one’s a fullback and was drafted in the sixth round and is therefore the lesser Watt.

My kids have made it to 7- and 8-years-old, and I had no idea what Kidz Bop is until I read this article.

I’m looking forward to how he’ll defend the size of his penis. Precedential!

Never happen. Trump is a Bond villain, not Bond.

Who wouldn’t want to see this sans clothing?

You work out assholes?

Liver makes a good garnish. As a main course it’s pretty awful. Again, it’s all in the way it’s prepared.

It’s the point where her mandibular bones fused.

Brussels sprouts can be good or bad depending on the method of preparation - exactly like every single other food item on earth. To declare an entire item of food is bad without context comes across as childish.

My uncle is a retired Air Force colonel. This is what he looks like:

It was so they could advertise the movie in prime time. If they’d kept the original title, they would only be able to advertise after 9/8 - which would be the time their target audience was going to bed.

In the original Jumanji, the game invades the real world, but in the sequel the cast is drawn into the game. In the original, Alan ages 26 years in-game, but in the sequel, Alex doesn’t age despite 22 years passing in the real world.

It really isn’t all that impressive, but thanks nonetheless.

I’m just saying... There’s no corporate synergy when the sports division denounces raping children but the “news” division is all about that child rape. As a corporation, Fox had to decide whether it was pro-pedophilia or anti-pedophilia, and Fox decided to go all-in on pro-pedophilia.

I’m not eating anything right now.

STICK TO SPROTS!!!