It really isn’t all that impressive, but thanks nonetheless.

I’m just saying... There’s no corporate synergy when the sports division denounces raping children but the “news” division is all about that child rape. As a corporation, Fox had to decide whether it was pro-pedophilia or anti-pedophilia, and Fox decided to go all-in on pro-pedophilia.

I’m not eating anything right now.

STICK TO SPROTS!!!

Not to mention the “News” division supported Roy Moore’s candidacy for Senate.

I think the real tragedy here is all the other Renaissance artists will now fade into obscurity because a Ninja Turtle isn’t named after them.

Maybe, but I also got my kids interested in Renaissance art via the Ninja Turtles, so who am I to judge.

But be very wary of typos with that name.

Language evolves over time. Nothing can stem that tide. Just accept it and move on.

I legit thought the same thing. I’m glad the article turned into a Random Roles instead.

Whoever put that gif together deserves an Oscar.

What about Vice President Sloth from the Goonies? It has a nice ring to it.

I could never vote for Oprah anyhow. She’s got too disturbing a history of weaponizing bees.

You should be banned for you’re disgraceful typo.

It astounds me when I see parents in public pushing their 5+-year-old kid around in a stroller. I got rid of the stroller within a month of my kids learning to walk, and now at 7- and 8- years-old they regularly accompany me on hikes of over ten miles. Coincidentally, my kids don’t run around like little jackasses…

Brisbane Times reports the whole thing is actually part of a viral marketing campaign for Australian tourism.

My mom gave me the haircut.

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Mother of stuntman killed on The Walking Dead set is suing AMC