At least now the gun nuts* have a reason to hate him too.

It’s hard enough avoiding one creepy uncle. Now we gotta avoid two of ‘em??

Yeah, now he’s in bOZnia.

Can we all agree that in a just world nurses, firemen, teachers, and military people would make 600k and actors would make 90k?

I blame Kinja.

On the one hand, Michelle Williams mostly stars in indie movies so isn’t likely to be a huge draw. On the other hand, Mahky Mahk must be a huge draw because why else would anyone watch Deepwater Horizons: The Movie?

DO YOU CHOWDAHEADS KNOW HOW WICKED EXPENSIVE IT IS TO PAHK YA CAH IN THA HAHVAHD YAHD?!?!

Didn’t read this article, did you?

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME???

Ya got scooped!

Oof. That was ruff.

That’s nothing. Of all the cities, Texas cities are best represented as names. I know so many people named Tyler, Austin, Dallas, Antonio, Houston, Fort Worth and El Paso.

Aziz Ansari once took me on a date to Applebees. #metoo

I remember distinctly reading The Little Engine That Could to my eldest daughter when she was four, and right when the train crested the mountain she started crying. I asked, “What’s wrong, sweetie?”

Goats! Everybody loves goats!

Great. Now HR is at my desk.

Kudos to Alex McLevy for the Blind Melon Soup rec. It’s one of my favorite albums of all time and definitely highly overlooked.

Now, a recently fired staffer on the show alleges that two of the show’s top execs created their own culture of harassment: bullying lower level members of staff and creating a “toxic and demeaning” environment on set.

Women wearing clothes send your heart aflutter?

I liked it too. I genuinely laughed out loud throughout. It was one of the few non-Pixar kid movies I didn’t groan throughout.