It’s hard enough avoiding one creepy uncle. Now we gotta avoid two of ‘em??

Yeah, now he’s in bOZnia.

Now I don’t know if it’s just your idiocy or if you’re being deliberately obtuse.

Can we all agree that in a just world nurses, firemen, teachers, and military people would make 600k and actors would make 90k?

I blame Kinja.

On the one hand, Michelle Williams mostly stars in indie movies so isn’t likely to be a huge draw. On the other hand, Mahky Mahk must be a huge draw because why else would anyone watch Deepwater Horizons: The Movie?

DO YOU CHOWDAHEADS KNOW HOW WICKED EXPENSIVE IT IS TO PAHK YA CAH IN THA HAHVAHD YAHD?!?!

Did you dislike the Transformers films that Michael Bay did?

Didn’t read this article, did you?

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME???

Ya got scooped!

Oof. That was ruff.

That’s nothing. Of all the cities, Texas cities are best represented as names. I know so many people named Tyler, Austin, Dallas, Antonio, Houston, Fort Worth and El Paso.

What’s that Crybaby pissboi? You still here xanderPUSS?

Sorry that people have different [dumber] opinions than you do.

They deserve all the ridicule.

I feel like io9 is now just trolling the idiots who hated The Last Jedi.

Aziz Ansari once took me on a date to Applebees. #metoo

I remember distinctly reading The Little Engine That Could to my eldest daughter when she was four, and right when the train crested the mountain she started crying. I asked, “What’s wrong, sweetie?”

Goats! Everybody loves goats!