I like that this shows how little due diligence the banks use. However, each scam makes them a little more careful, so by the time I come up with a good one, it probably won’t work.

Someone’s Grandma gets their life savings stolen: Too bad! Personal responsibility!

Let me guess - next year, an addendum to the effect that ‘a smile wouldn’t hurt once in a while’.

“Since the comments she made, she said “a lot of people have been trying to dox me, specifically on Reddit, but I never thought the comments I made on Ho Bott News would make it to TikTok or Reddit or literally anything.””

Being “doting” is not indication of a good parent. Sometimes it just means showing up and spoiling the kids but not being around for actual parenting especially the hard stuff.

have they tried turning it off and on again?

Look, I think we can all agree that if something happened before, it can’t be Man’s fault if it happens now, like how my old home getting struck by lightning means that my new home being on fire now couldn’t possibly be arson.

This underscores the fact that Republicans majority is so slim that with retirements, resignations, deaths, and even someone like Santos ending up in jail that it’s entirely possible we could have Speaker Jeffries at some point in the next two years. 

A lot of abusive people - a lot of abusive men, even - learned very quickly that all they need to do is simply admit to having issues and the mere act of offering even a sliver of remorse buys them all sorts of goodwill and more significantly, leads readers/supporters into believing change has taken place. For all the…

The misplaced, unearned confidence comes from decades of being told you’re special because you have a dick.

Because we deserve acceptance and support.  When we are viewed as “strong,” we don’t get the help we need, and are viewed as lacking for having common human frailty.

This apparently works for two articles.

Transcript from the 911 call:

““If this remains the face of the GOP in 2024, we will get pummeled in the presidential and congressional elections,””

Great!  Agreed; keep it up.

White people have always been jealous that non white communities have “we support each other” as their motto, and white people’s motto is “fuck you, I got mine”. Always.

This is the very same person that utterly bowed and pandered to Trump.

It was Matt Gaetz. He’s not bored. He is thoroughly enjoying himself. He’s an arsonist and the point is to watch it all burn. 

I’ve long thought that when the histories of this time are written, Pelosi will be remembered as one of the most consequential and effective Speakers in history.

Santos is the obvious candidate for Republican Speaker. Who would deny the brave American Civil War veteran who led the US to triumph at Gettysburg?

Yup. He misses that one woman that put up with his shit for longer than she should’ve. He misses that, even after they were done, she cared for him while he was in the hospital.