Kim Kardashian, Elon Musk, Gwenyth Paltrow, Snoop Dogg, and Katy Perry

It’s actually slightly off, being either “wuh-STAH” or “wih-STAH” depending on where you are.

My money was on overtime fraud, which staties and multiple local departments have been caught doing, largely on traffic flagging details because a state law makes it difficult to hire civilian flaggers.

I love being around in 2022, when the HALLMARK CHANNEL is just a bit too woke for some. What a time!

Having “less of an advantage” is not a disadvantage

I think there’s a really good chance Tom hasn’t been home with the kids in at least that time; the divorce was just finalized, but that doesn’t mean they were living as a married couple up until then. 

(Daddy needs the rent money)

Uhhhh… I’m in Florida and have been fighting the good fight here against bigots and bigotry for decades, and I’m freaking delighted that Nevada got it right.  We sure as h*ll didn’t, and a lot of people who have been fighting for basic human rights in this heckhole are damn glad that Nevada gave us a win. 

Unfortunately tax evasion doesn’t get reported on NextDoor.

A message to the public: If you see this fugitive, no you didn’t.

But if a Conservative owns a Lib online, but there’s no Lib online to read it, was the Lib even really owned?

Unfortunately, I’ve seen this quote far too many times but it still applies. 

Still pissed about GLOW getting axed. 

Can’t we have one twitter thread that doesn’t end with us digging up a corpse?

Every day bees do important work, pollinating and making honey for society. This was clearly just a few bad apples.

“How much dead white lady mileage can they get...”?

In this country, dead white ladies have unlimited mileage. There is never not a time that a dead white lady can’t be used in bad faith. Except when (almost certainly) a man is more important in the equation.

In fairness to the KCPD, it appears they were every bit as successful as they wanted to be.

The police are playing semantics. The definition of serial killer is 3 or more murders over time. So if the police didn’t have 3 or more bodies that are linked in some what they can’t confirm a serial killer is out there. However, “completely unfounded” is dismissive and suggests they had no interest in finding out…

Republicans: proudly selling nails for their nation’s coffin.

Men: No real reason to hate womankind, but still constantly committing violence.