Man that’s crazy how the warrant just got straight-up lost for 70 years, that’s crazy, it’s like... wait hold on I’m getting an update... ah, yes, that warrant was never intended to be found.

“When Slovenia sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems. They’re bringing violent insurrection. They support putting children in cages. They really don’t care. And some, I assume, are good people”

I didn’t mind Cara, she’s nowhere near as bad as people say. Her character though is a strange one, maybe something to do with Sue Cooper like a relative. Maybe Sue Cooper set up the artist commune she talks about. 

I don’t know why people always have to bring up that it started as fanfiction, or why you have to throw around “middle-aged housewife” so pejoratively. Yes I found the books boring and the movie (I only saw the first) bad, but this is a middle-aged housewife who was able to connect somehow with millions of people and…

It’s been said before: if Christian Grey was a part-time truck driver living in an Alabama trailer park, 50 Shades would be seen as a harrowing tail of kidnapping, abuse, and rape. 

Log Cabin Republicans are basically the "Feeding My Own Face To Leopards" party.

why wait? How come these willing adopters have not already reached out to adoption agencies? There are thousands of children currently needing to be adopted, why not start there?

The data was encrypted, they recovered it quickly, and the contracting firm AND the mayor apologized. Without reading anything else, this alone will tell you it didn’t happen in the US.

But by doing it in private, he doesn’t get to make a spectacle of his righteousness and piety.

 
“And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.  
But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your…

well hold on maybe he’s planning on accidentally killing him.

Yeah, that’s what happens when you bury your child or a loved on and the person responsible is seeing in Vegas and elsewhere living the life.

COVID isn’t selective enough in who it infects and kills.  Just sayin’.  

Loving may get thrown in there as well. As another commenter notes, he doesn’t think the leopards will eat his face.

“I’m not racist, I have a few black friends.”

And she’s married to a white man. Just because she adopted two Black children doesn't mean she's incapable of racism. 

I’ll marry him, as long as y’all on the jury after I smother him with a pillow on the wedding night promise to vote me not guilty on grounds the old bastard needs a’killing.

That’s about 200 characters too long. “I got fired, deserved it, not the company’s fault I’m a racist.” woulda been so much easier.

And, for Pete’s sake, stop pushing an ottoman in front of him while he's walking.

Oh, that’s easy.  Musk doesn’t have a company that makes electric trams.