Remember that they’ll only do their jobs as long as it doesn’t get them dirty or wet, or doesn’t require physical exertion, or if there is no risk of danger, or if you never call them out on their inadequacies and abuses.

And for all the people (probably in the grays) saying it’s not racist because EVERYONE loves watermelon, you might have a point if there was an annual Rosh Hashanah Watermelon Salad or the special Columbus Day Watermelon Salad.

No, the choice of ‘a’ or ‘an’ depends on the sound of the first letter when pronounced rather than the letter itself.

First Disney, and now Baseball.

Republicans when Democrats are in charge: “Hey! You aren’t allowed to criticize my opinions or personal life choices! This is ‘Murica! And in ‘Murica I can do and say whatever I want without being cancelled! Cancel culture is against the law! Yeah! It’s one of those amendment things, in the constitertian! Thou shalt…

I mean, it makes sense if he just wanted to hit on this woman and needed a barely plausible pretext.

I don’t have the energy for being herded into performative outrage today. Maybe tomorrow. 

Lol, tell me you’ve been accused of harassment without telling me you’ve been accused of harassment.

And the contestant was right to flag this because *any* personal interaction with a judge could be later seen as either manipulation or favoritism. Even if she hadn’t felt like they were flirty, it would *still* be inappropriate to reach out to a contestant in this way. That’s what gets me. If my boss sent me a…

Wait... You mean to tell me that an all-white Florida Supreme Court upheld a racist redistricting map proposed by a racist white Florida Governor?!?! Who the hell saw THAT coming???

HA! says every alcoholic who has been told they have the liver of a 70 year old. 

A Black female body is a Black male body, and the white race soldiers are under no obligation to respect our humanity, even when the Black female body is pregnant with child.

The pandemic is yet another example of this. Anti-vaxxers will cherry-pick data points and use sciencey-sounding words to convince others that their stance is correct. As an actual scientist, it is disturbing. But I understand it. Complex issues that require a lot of scientific research generate a LOT of data, and its…

Graves disagreed with the notion that changing the way scientists present their research will dissuade racists groups from misinterpreting their studies.

Racists can cite all the studies they want, but their ultimate conclusion that racism is justified will never be correct. 

Listen to me closely, Earthlings:

Tell you what, let's compromise. More old people in movies, less in congress.

McGillis’s character didn’t get cut just because of the “Tom Cruise shall not date age appropriate women.” It’s specifically because Kelly McGillis has aged unacceptably averagely according to Hollywood. According to her, “I’m old, and I’m fat, and I look age-appropriate for what my age is.” Personally I love the…

the conference featured former president Trump fumbling the names of the Uvalde shooting victims

As to be expected, speaker after speaker trotted out every excuse imaginable for the recent shooting