Money can make you look like a genius, but being an asshole comes free.

“Keep my name the fuck out of this shit.” — the horse

I’ve been boycotting Tesla since day one. The fact that I can’t afford one has nothing to do with my deeply held, principled stand.

Most people objectively think that, and if you don’t, it’s probably because your standards of female beauty are somewhere in the realm of big-titty anime girls. Which is presumptious on my part, but if you’re going to presume what other people actually feel, then I’ll take that as implicit permission to presume about…

What kind of idiot dispatcher hears an anxious caller whisper that an active shooter is going on and decides the best response is to scold the caller not to whisper?

“The creator’s house was purchased as a space of our own with the intention of providing housing and studio space for recipients of the Black Joy Creators Fellowship in service to Black culture.”

“Pro-Birth and let’em Starve To Death!”

What does that have to do with anything? He opened the door to being judged by ‘conventional’ beauty standards. And by those standards he is ugly as fucking hell.

Someone who hates themselves?

If a woman acted like a horny, toxic buffoon, we’d probably make fun of them for acting like a horny, toxic buffoon. When men make fun of women for being “vapid” “conniving” “whores,” it’s usually for behavior that men would either get praised for or simply not called the same things. It’s the double standard the…

I saw this description elsewhere on the interwebs but it described him as: “Looking like one of Dracula’s henchmen that gets sent to the hospital to steal blood” and it’s 100% accurate.

It’s so bizarre that people are this threatened by the idea that beauty comes in all flavors.  If you’re not personally interested, move along!  No one is coming to your house to force you to love a certain way, except for conservatives.  What a boring world we would live in if everyone enjoyed exactly the same thing.

Yup. I feel like we are witnessing the origin story of a super villain.

And in Missouri it’s a MOFO.

Once a UFO is IDed it becomes a simple FO.

Uh... fine.

It’s a cookbook!

Conspirators say that. 

And in other news, the “puppies are nice to hold” bill proposed by democrats - which states nothing more than a single line of text matching the bill’s title - was soundly defeated by Republican leaders.

I can see the reaction now. “Oprah hates him! Voting for him is really gonna piss off the libs!”