I’m not sure you have much of a clue what you are talking about. This has nothing to do with Android - or even Google. It’s the manufacturers that concentrate on pumping out devices and not caring much about long-term support of them.

Don’t worry, I’ll find you!

Can charge it too?

It’ll probably be Comcast... which is also the only ISP servicing the area I live too... Thanks FCC.

Samsung != Android