when the nation’s federal government has been hijacked by a minority faction of hillbilly fascists, yes. everything. how can you advocate otherwise? 

If you watching the Le batard show for scores and highlights instead just using your phone like the rest of the people on earth then you have some major problems.

If you’re listening to Le Batard for “scores and highlights” all I can say is “You don’t get the show”.

Of all people, you’re surprised that this guy abstains from being a swinger when he encounters another dude in an unfamiliar position?

Lawrence puts the ell in hellhole

This is a smart decision. He’ll get to play against arguably better overall competition in a league whose structure and approach to games is more similar to the NBA.

idk dude, i’d like to be able to coordinate things with my teams without being called a faggot

You can’t tell Scalise that his idea would be “a whole new ball game.” He was fucking shot at a ball game.

I’m very excited for the day when our generation is spending six figures on, like, a “third off the line” Honda Prelude SH at auction.

He cannot afford to reimburse the American people for his grabass.

At this point, I think “Life in Aggro” may actually mean “Panel Layout Problems” in some other language. 

For me, the buttfumble is something that created a great bonding moment in my family.

“BUT WHAT ABOUT BLACK ON BLACK VIOLENCE?!”

STFU you fucking racist moron. Seriously fuck you and everything you think, feel and believe in.

Yes, yes, you get it.