I never learned to read :(

“Sir! Engaging tiny black arrow-shaped object!”

I don’t know why, but I was expecting an actual Pokemon Gym to be a place where I fought people to get a badge instead of a...you know an actual gym.

Now I just feel stupid for thinking that....

Once again, my immediate thought was of precisely the wrong David Mitchell.

Did Gene Simmons’ kid trace this?

They aren’t known for having blue, green, magenta, and yellow hair either.

Get in the fucking train, Shinji.

In Prussia, first you get the sugar. Then you get the power. Then you get the Women.

What is a console? A miserable little pile of circuits.

Physicist Erwin Schrödinger proposed the now-famous cat paradox as a reductio ad absurdum argument criticizing notions of macroscopic quantum weirdness. He said:

Considering how much both the manga and the anime referenced Guilty Gear, I’m pretty sure that it was no coincidence that the older Bridget in the pachinko game looks like Kosaka.

Hey guys! Did you hear that Slowpoke is getting a new evolution?

Indeed, it’s very cleavage... err clever.

“Are you enjoying the time of EVE?”

I find it one of those things I might have been really into if I were still 16 and angry at the world for my pimples and thought everything is bleak for a geek.

Unlike now where I’m angry at the world for listening to music I don’t get and dressing funny.

Studio artists work for hourly pay, fans work to get things right.

I haven’t seen patlabor, but sounds like I need to.. I also enjoy a more subtle approach to story telling. I tried attack on titan recently, but I can’t stand the dialog such as “I just turned into a giant monster! How did that happen!? What do I do now?!” The character doesn’t need to tell us that through his inner…

That ending was great.

This list was written to start a war.