Different regional ads, voiced by different AKB girls (I assume from each region). Works in their region’s slang / vocal tics.

It’s usually pretty packed! They have some special areas set aside for the cosplayers.

Goth-loli-sama approves.

If the video looks familiar, the studio has done plenty of other ads, like for Puzzle & Dragons.

Extra regional ads (from ANN http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2016-…)

Kansai:

They still do! Was quite a surprise to learn this too

Don’t forget there are different versions for the different regions of Japan, which work in each of their vocal tics.

And of course one of them is dressed as Kirito.

The obvious way to address this is to make a VR version of lying down in a dark room!

If you get a weekday it should be fine. (Unless it’s school holidays)

It’s a joke.

Weebs are the worst.

Look at the one in the back.

Tweets I’ve seen from Bulbapedia on this seem to suggest it’s a digital version of the old Trading Figure Game.

Could just keep it as ‘The Major’ throughout?

I remember there being a crowdfunding campaign so animators would actually have somewhere to live...

Possibly. They’ve been running quite a few articles on the subject here.

Now you too can be a poor and overworked animator!

Mai Mai Miracle could work for a different kids movie, but honestly can’t remember if anyone managed to release that in English properly.