one of the problems in this show (at least the first couple of episodes) is that Parisse and Smulders look too much alike for me to tell them apart. I did get used to it and then realized that Parisse was on Law & Order for many humorless years and I am kind of excited for her that she gets to play a more over the top…

And it goes against the most sacred oath of the medical community.

My absolute favorite, and one of my favorite books period, is King’s “The Stand.” A post-apocalyptic story that you cannot believe was written in 1978, still really prescient and one of the great precursors of the post-apocalyptic genre boom.

And how his legs straighten out.

I love him so much.

I met Dita recently! And I’m feeling my makeup today.

I doubly love that involved him doing the robot.

We bring our token man-in-a-suit and have him put all our extra stuff in his plethora of suit-pockets.

It really pisses me off when people say Jeffrey is gay or Ina is a beard. Why? Because he’s small in stature? Or because she’s overweight and only a gay man would be with her? It’s the same bullshit they say about Steadman and Oprah. Chubby women can get men. Chubby women can have beautiful homes and make tons of…

I kinda hate starring this because it seems a bit mean to suggest she’s Jeffrey’s beard, but honestly? I’ve thought the same damn thing watching her rotating cast of friends who all appear to be gay men with fabulous design jobs. Having said that, she does seem to be as content as humanly possible. Whatever she and…

Your ex-husband deserves to go to culinary prison for crimes against steak.

I made steak for my husband. ONCE.

I’m a steak snob, so I tend to buy “the good steak” as a treat...ie, free range, T-bone or tenderloin. Expensive stuff, especially since we had 3 kids, and were living on a cop’s salary. And I cooked some filet mignon I got on a crazy-good sale, and I used Ina’s method.

He didn’t…

So what if he is? There are a lot of sexless marriages out there. And if you’re going to have a sexless marriage, have one with an adorable gay man.

You do not need to use a food processor to make good pastry, ever. All you need is a pastry blender/cutter or a couple forks. Next time stick to good ‘ol arm power and you’ll be alright.

For many, it's not just the dry earwax gene. A large segment of the population can sweat profusely during activity and not end up with BO. It's the "nervous sweat" that activate the more "problematic" sweat glands on a lot of people.

Same here. I'm on a once or twice a week schedule. Showering is such a pain in the ass and I just can't put that effort in every single day. Even after I realize it's been 5 days since my last shower I still whine while I drag myself to the bathroom. (I don't know if it's gross or liberating. I'm gonna go with…

Totally agree about sweat being good for hair. It's a natural conditioner. When I'm showering, I skip shampooing if my hair will look better that day without it.