Nobody can beat this guy. Nobody.

I think if I spent thousands of hours making a game, I’d code it so every NPC the illegal downloader passed flipped change at my character (even bosses), while they muttered things like “poor guy”, “here, buy yourself something to eat”, “sorry you are so hard up, don’t worry, things will probably pick up for you in…

It’s a more “comic book” style pose. And there’s still butt there. Everybody wins.

I’m going to be serious and say that this is just all around an improvement.

Mayhem turned off the Traction Control...

This is what he was saying.

and doesn’t even check on the other driver. Fuck this guy.

My favorite part is how he angrily exits his car, throwing his hands to the heavens as though the whole thing were an act of God.

Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads...

I can't tell, is that the Gallo 12 or the 24?

Exactly. you ever try pushing a 10-ton pallet into the jet? Takes all available hands, male or female.

With the utmost respect I say that these are the most beautiful bunch of badass bitches I’ve ever seen. Thank you for your service ladies!

As with all things Batman. BTAS did it better

Everything SE has done the last few years is garbage though. You must be new to gaming or a casual if you’re happy with SE. I’m disgusted with what they have done to the FF series. They’re just slapping the brand on shitty games and throwing in a few references and morons buy their mediocre crap.

I swear to GOD if I ever found out my (actual) son had done something like this his life wouldn't be worth living for about two years.

Ugh, why does everything NEED to be connected. What happened to the good days of Easter Eggs, plain simple easter eggs that mean nothing more than a nod or homage to another game? There is a Halo Easter Egg in Destiny but does that mean they are connected...noooo. I get people want to think everything is a Marvel…

Don't have it, don't intend to buy it, don't intend to play it in any way.