BUY A DEER AND RIDE IT AS A SHOW OF DOMINANCE TO OTHER DEER

Whoever put his nipples way out there really fucked up. 

Nah. We were on the Dynamic Handling Course. Other makes use those grounds thoroughly, and there were several others on the big loop when we were out there. The DHC was fine for this test, but I do want some time at COTA in the updated NSX.

I had the dune buggy that turned into a minijet and I luuuuuurved it. If it had been at the proper scale for GI Joe figures too, I might still be playing with it today.

I’m good with this, so long as their HQ is inside a gas station attached to a mountain that has an attack boulder at its peak. Also, the gas pumps have to turn into laser cannons.

Hey as long as there is camaro that turns into a plane, a motorcycle that turns into a helicopter, an indycar that turns into two motocycles and a god damn plane, and a billboard that turns into a manned lazer turret I will be happy.

The motorcycle that turned into a helicopter was the shiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Favorite toy I ever had.

I really hated those in spy hunter

For me, the reactions of the girlfriend really stood out to me, not that anything about it wasn’t shocking. Rather just her non-chalant reactions made it clear that she was completely used to him doing stuff like that, which is just chilling.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

Yes, but those are bespoke...

My boss has a ‘16 Maybach S560 (basically this exact car). He took us to lunch one time, and instead of calling “shotgun,” I called back seat.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Now he’s Liukin for a new job.

Many will be tempted to get caught up in the critique (pos or neg) of life choices, but really, the underlying message here is how much it uplifts the spirit when people act selflessly towards another. We all need to know someone cares about us in the world.

I loved the humor in the movie, because it helped the whole thing gel together. It’s easy to gloss over the fact that this was a very dark Star Wars movie - a solid chunk of it is spent watching the Resistance forces get slowly put through the grinder, Leia nearly dies (while almost all of the other leadership eats…

Finally caught it yesterday with the little one, and we absolutely loved how they kept subverting the audiences expectations and throwing us for a loop.

This is why I climb in a gym. I’ve already done enough stupid shit to my body throughout the years. Glad he’s ok though.