My money is on ‘attempted rape turns into murder rape’

Ehh, if you like it, then eff the haters and enjoy your car.

Hi gang,

They’ve already released the new new logo. 

Can it distinguish between hot dog and not-hot dog, though?

I’m on “Bombshell” overload with this regime. I just don’t think it’s going to amount to anything. I feel like Trump could come out and outright admit that he and Putin worked together to fix the election, provide tapes, have signed letters, and smile and walk away. The press would clutch their pearls, shout…

Somebody needs to dive through that guy’s window and add some goddamn punctuation. Ah well.

Wow Claire, this thing really shook you up, didn’t it? I mean, it’s cool if it isn’t worth its salt, but could you have seasoned this review with any more distaste?

Yes, but that second one is actually also Betsy DeVos.

To bad her story wasn’t selected

that is UMvC3. it came out in 2011. Capcom just got the licence back and is re-releasing it on modern platforms

On the plus side, if you have two teslas that need to be lifted off the ground, you’re about to get the deal of the century.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

this is very good. It runs into the issue of a lot of post modernism where it is using the very platform it is critiquing but it is very good all the same.

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

Why would Russia hack Comedy Central when they have hacks at Fox News?

Ugh. If I’m ever eaten by a 23-foot-long reticulated python in the remote village of Salubrio, I hope the villagers who discover me at least have enough respect to film the extraction of my corpse horizontally.

I live in Ohio and I see most of this shit on a daily basis. The only shocking thing is the amount of people driving on the wrong side of the road. Think they are foreigners?

It’s Australia, everything is dangerous including inanimate objects.