I assume the back surgery is an exploratory procedure in which they’ll be looking for something resembling a spine.
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Carlsen sat there for two interminable minutes before flapping his hands like a bird and storming off.
It is such a big deal that they have a holiday the day after Christmas devoted to boxing.
Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.
Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base
That fart smell probably came from a former tight end, Algae Crumpler.
That synthesizer squeal is something else.
Best Traffic Jams post thus far. Bees n things n flowers.
To really catch up with the rest of us who learned as kids, you have to attach a playing card to the frame so the spokes flick it and it sounds like a motorcycle. Just for a week or so. Only then will you be accepted as a true equal.
I would just love it if All my Xbox Live Arcade titles carried over. Unless they do in fact transfer over and I’m just completely unaware.
Reading those words, in that handwriting, is absolutely gut-wrenching.
“Prepare to qualify”
Congratulations. You've officially spent more time thinking about Destiny lore than the game's creators.
2.1 GB is actually pretty massive for a console game "Patch". Especially when you aren't able to play the game without it. After midnight launches, you have to set aside an extra 30min-1hr just to install and patch the game. That is pretty ridiculous by any standard.
Woman: [ Googles "Floyd Mayweather" ]
Bonus, that dog isn't going to tell me I'm going to hell for my "life style choices".
"It didn't bother me, because the Lexus is my second car. I could jump it with my Baja Bug." This line has to be the most Jalop ever. A Lexus is a SECOND car to a Baja bug... excellent.
"Hey guys, should we, you know...start making cars that compete better with Cadillac?"
Floyd Mayweather clearly just found out that they're able to put a camera inside of a phone.