It felt like pushing a stick around in a bucket of rocks.

You are correct sir. My wipers are pretty accurate and (as you mentioned) I can always manually kick out if not. Regarding the wipers and headlights, now when I get into another vehicle I’m taken off guard when I have to fumble for a stalk. Spoiled!

“Friend”...yeah ok David.

Sounds like someone is a butthurt snowflake.

That chain ring tho

I may just share that sentiment if I get an NA V8 one day :-)

In order of preference:

Yes!! My car defaults to Eco. Turning the key fob and pressing “Eco” button off and “Eco>Manual>Sport” button to Sport are muscle-memory at this point.

Thanks to being spoiled by my current vehicle, I’m disappointed every time I drive a car and it doesn’t have (in order of preference):

I lost it on this line. Nice.

Your brakes must be shot ;-)

I fully expect the DOT to toe the line on this one.

At the moment, it is apparent that 10% of the Jalopnik readership are actively smoking crack.

Hi Erica’s mom.

I totally forgot about the gas mileage. In the few days I had it, I think my fuel cost was 80% of my fee for the rental itself!

Jesus I forgot to mention the gas. For the few days I had it, it cost 80% of my rental fee!

Hell yes on the QX80. I had one as a rental car for a few days and absolutely despised it. Huge, clunky, slow as shit, cramped interior (believe it or not) and poor trim/infotainment. CP all day and twice on Sunday.

Real robots always announce it as such... “I am a robot”. Duh.

So... “New Dawn”. No one is talking Zombie Apocalypse? Crossbow that shoots saw blades? Kindom armour? Overgrown buildings? A Darryl motorcycle? Everything looks cobbled together and that screams post-apocalyptic to me.

+1 Michael Phelps cupping